Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.

corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013

Run in the brain

Some stupid word people say. It makes them feel cool.

"I always have airpods in it just run in the brain." "OMG your not cool man stfu"

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Flame brain

Too fired to give a fuck.

Pheobe Easton, Michael Jones

You don’t even know what you’re talking about you flame brain

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.

He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?

by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021