Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam

Takis.

Oh fuck Sam's bleeding Taki dust again.

by UrFavoriteDoorbell December 8, 2020

Sam

Sam is the greatest guy in the world. He never judges you and wants the best for everyone. We should all have a Sam in our lives.

Ah I need to find a Sam and my life would be perfect

by Luvvinlife January 23, 2022

Sam

Causing a disaster or catastrophic event.

You have just spilled a drink everywhere you did a Sam

by Samborfc January 25, 2020

Sam

Why's Sam here?

Hey guys how are you, oh... why's Sam here?

by Gabe is cool January 20, 2017

Sam

A guy that’s not very cool

I met this guy Sam last night. He wasn’t very cool.

by Coolguy1579 March 7, 2019

Sam

Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.

Lol stop calling me Izzy I'm sam

by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018