Choke on a potato 

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

Choke on a potato by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman

Austin is my cute little potato

Cute little potato by Zooppey November 6, 2017

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

A horny potato by Browntheman April 24, 2018

banish the potato 

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash

oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!

banish the potato by smackmommy May 10, 2018

california baked potato 

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

california baked potato by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

a giant potato 

a patatoh with a face and a butt

lol look a giant potato

a giant potato by giantpatatozrgunastealurwife July 9, 2018

No that’s a potato 

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

No that’s a potato by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018