Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.

It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave

by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019

pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023

pink gonzalez

when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.

When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.

by master gonzalez August 6, 2014

pink trash

Pink trash is like white trash, only gay, or bi.

Oh girlfriend that is so pink trash! I will not visit your trailer.

by MiMi d August 21, 2009

pink badussy

the pinkest brightest cooch ever to exist

Yo she has a pink badussy

by outaluxk June 28, 2023

butthole pink

A color that describes the pink color of a butthole. It is not a butthole, but instead just a color. If you look it up on google, make sure to click on images to see the correct shade of the color.

I painted my project butthole pink.

by Jizzshooter3000 April 18, 2024