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pull a river

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.
by Lexical October 15, 2007
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Pull a Jen

To be a slut. To hookup with you friends' boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, and love interests. This type of girl typically forgets about the saying "chicks before dicks".
Wow, you knew I liked him but you still got with him. Way to "pull a Jen"
by Yo87654 January 29, 2009
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pull the plug

1) To put an end to someone's activities or plans.
2) Used to negate either the (homo)sexual connotation of a comment or gesture, or if some unintelligent/ignorant remark or gesture has been made. Another word is pause.
3) When a conversation is deliberately going nowhere or downhill (and it's pissing you off).
1) As much as I don't want to, I'm going to have to pull the plug on me visiting coming over.

2) *Me scrolling through your Facebook feed and coming across a video of a big buff guy licking a Popsicle like a dick*

Me: "...PULL THE PLUG!!"

2 again) Person: One Direction is better than The Beatles!

Me: "Pull the plug!"

3) *Me talking to somebody on OKCupid (actual conversation)*

Me: "Hey good afternoon! How are you"

Person: "Fine."

Me: (uhhh okay? I'm good too, thanks for asking) "That's good :) What are you doing?"

Person: "Nm chillin."

Me: (really, are you serious?? last chance..) "I'm over here at the library trying to write this paper on an empty stomach. This weather is quite taxing!!"

Person: "Cool"

Me: ( (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ THAT'S IT, PULL THE PLUG!!!) *Deletes conversation, blocks user, becomes a millionaire*
by jontaylors#1fan! April 15, 2015
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Pulling a Madison

The act of fingering a girl, ceasing to perform any other sexual acts with that girl, and then never talking to her again.
Last night I ended up Pulling a Madison on this chick. I don't think she's going to call me....
by scottj007 January 4, 2012
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Pull the moose

1. To succeed against the odds.
2. To attempt something against great odds.
1. "I'm gonna pull the moose tonight, mofo! Bo-yeah."
"He pulled the moose."
"You really pulled the moose tonight, Nogbert."
2. "What's Alicietta doing?" - "She's over there, pulling the moose on Dougfried."
by Bennifried September 27, 2005
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pull a juno

self explanatory...
To get pregnant by a close friend and/or find a couple you like to raise the baby.
Kim got pregnant when she went camping with bobby, one of her best friends. She decided to have the baby and give it to a couple who is unable to have their own. She really likes the couple and visits them regularly to reassure her that they will make good parents for her child.
To pull a juno.
by ulmo October 25, 2008
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pulling bros

the act of attracting large amounts of males, usually by a female. female version of pulling hoes. has a positive connotation, unlike slutting it up or sleeping around
man did you see Lisa pulling bros last night? she got like 78 phone numbers.
by grrlnd December 21, 2010
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