Roffeys law 

I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.

Veronica can't go to the hospital because of "roffeys law"

Roffeys law by Roffeydog December 28, 2023

Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism

An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.

"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."

Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024

Lammers' Law 

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

Lammers' Law by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

keneno law 

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

keneno law by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

smoking law 

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

smoking law by сабтен December 9, 2024

auntys law 

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

auntys law by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Kenyons law 

Kenyons law is a operation where he notifys all hoes he aint scared of shit and nobody aint gon run up

These hoes dont mad at kenyon these hoes mad at kenyons law

Kenyons law by Feeshy Armani January 27, 2024