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pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.
Pocket legos are life braaa.”
by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018
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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!
by Okok32 July 13, 2025
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pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
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God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).
Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?
by Cummo January 7, 2022
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Low pockets

Another way to point out a front butt. The pockets of the person with front butt tend to angle down and appear lower then they would on some one without a front butt.
Her front butt was so bad she had Low pockets.
by Ehh69 November 24, 2019
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Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
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Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.
He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.
by Brockolly November 30, 2022
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