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Giving the beans

"Giving the beans" is when a man ejaculates into something.
Jim is good at giving the beans to Sally.
by Flatts1998 May 26, 2019
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Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.
Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.
by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours
Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.
Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile
by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019
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Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 8, 2017
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One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating
LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo
by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
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