Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.

Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka

by Balrajgad June 26, 2017

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.

Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.

by EnigmaAlex November 4, 2017

law

If its not communism its okay

put a law on that sheet

by SwagDolphinFTW November 8, 2017

Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 8, 2017

The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

by Heinkel November 25, 2017