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You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."
by anonymous January 22, 2023
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Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh
Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑
by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022
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When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.
Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!
Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!
by Seshie February 18, 2019
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you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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having a fucking brain

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"
by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025
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Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 26, 2014
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