You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

I’d have a snap at that Tabby

A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum

Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls

See: Rude

by ArrbirdB18 July 25, 2023

Jackie didn't have the Authority

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds

Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting

by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023

your mom have the big gay

1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023