A celestial being that transcends human comprehension. Its essence is often compressed into the Asabalake line of Intel processors. It enjoys raiding Discord servers as well.

Did you see Harky raid that guy's server?

Harky by bigfloppa97 January 4, 2021

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the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

the hairy dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

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