clusterflog

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.

Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."

by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012

Clusterfuck

the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape

Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.

by Wigger P August 21, 2012

caustuous

caustuous;

caus-tu-ous; (cost-chu-us);

-adjective-
1. the circumstance of society as a whole or a single person within it harassing your state of being with ignorance and unenlightenment:
(The character Kelly, played by Anna Faris, in Lost In Translation (Film, Sofia Coppola, 2003) does an excellent rendition of the caustuous American female.)

Related terms
caus-tu-ous-ness, noun.
caus-tu-os-ity, adverb.

Antonyms
1. educated, experienced, cultured.

Word Origin and History
Word invented August 21, 2012, by necessity, in Oregon state, USA when questioning the ability of the English language to describe frustration with the general public in one word.

The character Kelly, played by Anna Faris, in Lost In Translation (Film, Sofia Coppola, 2003) does an excellent rendition of the caustuous American female.

by sociologycrazed August 23, 2012

Clusterfuck

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014