Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

Cookie Supreme

An awesome cookie with lots of drip and is very cool. Cookie Supreme is very dripped out of will insult your hairline. Cookie Supreme can also be referred to Cookie Drip.

Cookie Supreme is very dripped out.

by Cookie Supreme August 11, 2022

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

CHUNK Cookie

An AMAZING username who ever has this username they are an amazing person that has taste in names.

I want to make my username CHUNK Cookie

by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022

cookie clicker

the best thing the french have made

cookie clicker is a gift from god

by BoarLoL August 16, 2022

El cookies

The most wanted criminal in Mexico last seen in mazatlan sinaloa Guadalajara jalisco and Tijuana mexico

Yo do you know el cookies? No who is he?He is the most powerful drug lord in Mexico

by El cookies September 5, 2022