Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"

by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017

Trash can

It's a can thats a trash, what did you expect?

People 1: Hey dude, What's a trash can?

Me: It's a fucking can that's trash
My older cousin: i raised that girl

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Can

A Can has got the biggest Penis of them all. He is very naughty and will likely Grab your boobs all the time. But be careful when He uses the toilet because you will die eventually…

Oh a Can - i Heard He has the biggest penis in the world

by Nooneisgonnaknow November 22, 2021

efe can

Is the best footballplayer, has a big dick, is the playboy of the year, has got more than 100000000 fans, will go in 1year at the Kantonsschule

Efe Can is the playboy of the year

by Ricardo Quaresma January 2, 2017