blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

by Browhattheufck June 9, 2019

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Blowed

Mad, upset

If someone you hate call you out your name you'll be blowed

by Tha.Brokest September 18, 2018

this is blowing me

Used to describe something that you find funny; Something that makes you laugh.

"She just slipped on a banana peel, this is blowing me!"

by Cummie Lover August 7, 2024

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

Blow me

A common insult thrown at people by Bostonians. This can be used both as a term of endearment, or a backhanded comment to go fuck yourself. Often times the latter, rarely the former.

“Hey how’s your mum doing? Rocked her world last night”

“Yeah Jeff? Blow me loser”

by John from Southie October 9, 2022