American Oligarchy

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.

The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.
It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.
by Publius0987 April 09, 2025
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American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 03, 2020
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American Syndrome

When an American is so Patriotic, they must salute whenever they see a United States flag until it has been moved or out of sight.
Uncle Bill has American Syndrome. Let's take advantage of it and steal all 2,500 of his guns and sell it to Afghanistan.
by The Fire Panda January 10, 2022
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Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties
by Ripefruit March 16, 2021
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Helicopter American

A Native American, called so because of how many helicopters are named after Native American peoples.
A Helicopter American.
by Freighttrain, The June 10, 2022
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all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50
“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”
by Jobobahan July 11, 2018
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A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american
"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?
by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023
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