apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 02, 2022

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk or/and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 07, 2023

Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 07, 2023

Appled

To be hit in the balls with an Apple

Matt threw an Apple at Dave, Dave has the hand eye co-ordination of an amputee with Parkinsons, missed the catch and got Appled in the balls. Dave got a good Appling.....

by DustyDaveGotAppled October 05, 2021

appled

As opposed to an applet elsewhere defined as a program that runs in a web browser that appled conversely and not as tersely refers merely to applauding the common apple.

This appled applies applause in a plausible plurality opposition of how amazingly perfect is that apple, created by God, that man in his countless efforts of reproduction thereof by means of photography, art, sculpture, pictography, etc. has still not succeeded in recapturing elements characteristic of what God essentially intented to be an apple.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 06, 2019