zipperdeaf

one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes

All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf

by Jeff (www.zipperdeaf.com) February 20, 2005

ZIPPER SUB

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.

She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!

by azadus November 18, 2005

Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

zipper cafe

What ever is behind your zipper

Do u want to eat at the zipper cafe

by the quacher June 30, 2015

Zipper chicken

Penis, cock

Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss?

I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck.

by Snickersburton1 October 18, 2008

Zipper Head

Word commonly used in the Vietnam war to describe a person whos eyes look asian, or slant. As in you could zip there face up. Also see gook which is another term to describe asians.

There are 3 billion zipper heads. 1.6 billion muslims, 700 million Africans, 350 million Europeans and people of Euro decent.

by Joe November 12, 2004

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009