Zooted

To die, or to smoke marijuana to the point of near death

“I got sooo Zooted at Andy’s kickback”

by Johnny Silverhand February 16, 2021

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

Zooted

To be extremely caffeinated

"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 8, 2019

Zooted

Another way to say you're really high

Gage was really zooted today.

by SOFTLONER February 16, 2020

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.

"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)

by C4Effectz April 20, 2022

Zoot

two king skins (king size rolling papers) rolled as if its an

L-plate to make it 4x the size of a one skin rolling paper

“might roll me a joint”
“nah mate, if u wanna get fucked then roll us a zoot”

by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019