Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

----------(sn) *zoom*

A expression used in the instant messaging program MSN Messenger / Live.

When typed into the program it produces a snail leaving a trail behind it. The "*zoom*" indicates that the snail is moving very fast, which contradicts the normal motion of the said animal. Hence creating somewhat of a joke.

Speedy the Snail, as he is know, was created by Mike, in January 2008.

Add ----------(sn) *zoom* to you MSN name and help Speedy the Snail travel around the world!

by Simply Mike January 19, 2008

zoom boobs

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021

Zoom gloom

That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.

I can't attend your Sex Party - I've got Zoom Gloom.

by yell_yelley April 24, 2020

zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.

C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop

by haines December 15, 2008

Zoom hopping

to move from one Zoom grouping to another similar to party hopping, but virtually via the Zoom platform

We participated in a Zoom Thanksgiving dinner with friends in Seattle, and then Zoom hopped to a local Thanksgiving dinner with folks in Hawaii, ending the evening Zoom hopping to a gathering of family from all over the world.

by Mr. Woody April 10, 2020