yogurt sandwich

When you jizz between a girl's tits and she presses them together for (optionally) someone else to enjoy.

I gave Stacy such a huge yogurt sandwich last night, it took two of her friends to eat it all!

by willychili August 18, 2016

Yogurt Truck

Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.

Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??

Yeah man, she loved it!

by Mad Mick May 13, 2007

Roman Yogurt

Little boy semen.

Tommy is finally old enough to produce roman yogurt. I found his stash of crunchy socks.

by frankdon November 30, 2011

homemade yogurt

(n.) Ejaculate; Semen

I've got a batch of homemade yogurt for me lady.

by Shaz-bot September 6, 2005

grandpa's yogurt

Salted yogurt prepared in a traditional manner that tastes faintly of musk. Often served with lemon.

The last time I visited grandpa, I tried some of grandpa's yogurt. It sure was musky.

by Yogurt Slinger October 10, 2013

purple yogurt

cum

oh daddy put that purple yogurt all in me

by daddyxoxox November 8, 2017

yogurt pistol

Penis

Dan is about to take the yogurt pistol to the firing range (referring to masturbation).

by Auto Phil Asho January 17, 2016