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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
cigar yoga by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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Street Yoga 

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.
Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!
Street Yoga by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Street yoga 

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.
Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.
Street yoga by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Camel yoga

Yoga done with the intent of producing camel toe for posting on social media.
Check out this reel, it's total camel yoga.
Camel yoga by rachycakes April 20, 2024

sick yoga feet 

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you
He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet
and it turned my world upside down.

Bed Yoga 

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.
Bed Yoga by basedmeant December 18, 2024