cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".

"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"

by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020

mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018

Yoga

Coded word to often cheat on your S/o

"Honey I'm gonna go do my yoga"

by 7237272882me August 3, 2024

Throat Yoga

When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.

Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 November 30, 2021

yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)

“Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”

by Mr Meow January 15, 2024