train wreck

A woman whom is unattractive, fat and old and possesses the characteritics of a train wreck on her face in the form of moles, zits and imperfections.

After about 12 beers, Juan was totally into Maria, but the guys knew
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.

train wreck by Dre April 6, 2005

train wreck

When running train on a girl, every guy has to finish somewhere on her body, leaving her a disgusting mess, just like a train wreck.

We ran train on this girl and we finished all over the place. It was a train wreck.

train wreck by tonyyyyy May 2, 2007

chip wreck 

When a potato chip breaks off when being dipped in the chip dip, leaving the broken chip to sink to the bottom of the dip. Like a "ship wreck" but with a chip instead.

Man, whose chip wreck is that the dip?" or "Man, I just had a chip wreck!" or "Watch out for the chip wrecks!

chip wreck by Man from Krog August 6, 2010

Pull up and wreck 

Detroit slang for pull up and get shot nigga.

Tyrone: imma beat yo ass.

Debo: pull up and wreck nigga.

Pull up and wreck by Ayeboiii_ November 30, 2017

train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

train wreck by iknowfrompersonalexperiences July 22, 2010

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

Train wreck by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

train wreck by Stevo August 29, 2003