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Cootie Wooter

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A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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Joseph Wetter

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This definition will be divided into two half’s. This guy has the ability to become the greatest person in the world and succeed in everything they could ever imagine and is just a great person overall. But, on the other hand, they are a horrible person, treat others unkindly without thinking first, and are always horny. This person is a slob and lazy too. They love music, so much that they will probably play a musical instrument or sing at some point in their life. Basically, you combine the perfect person and then you throw in the bad attributes to get Joseph Wetter.
Gosh, I hate this Joseph Wetter guy! But, then again, this could just be how he acts on the outside.
by Egg Man 713 March 22, 2024
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Blow Wetter

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A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.
Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”
by the creeper May 14, 2025
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A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'
I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!
by Quélup October 11, 2017
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A Dot Watters

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A man called Andy who’s married to a woman called Mandy. They both love to eat candy and go to the beach to get quite sandy. When it comes to geography he is very handy and his legs are bandy. His meandy hair line is fine and dandy and it makes all the women feel quite Randy. When he goes on holiday he gets brown and tandy.
by Billybobbly man tits October 9, 2021
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Haliey B Watterson

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The love of my life the person who would care for me anytime anywhere and give me support but we can’t date and for that reason I always try to be near her but it always ultimately fails
by Kv’t May 23, 2022
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