A phenomenon that's emerged during the COVID-19 pandemic, as schools and colleges resume lessons in virtual settings. In Zoom class meetings, they are the people who have their audio and video off, don't use the chat and are basically just worthless names on a screen. Woe betide you if you get stuck in a discussion group with silent wonders.
They really should make it so everybody has to turn their cameras and audio on or fail the course. That would deal with the silent wonder problem.
by TheRealDiamond02 November 12, 2020

by sbella1234 October 21, 2019

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.
by TheJackel11 November 9, 2021

by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016

Named for the robot Vicki on the sitcom, Small Wonder, a small wonder is a mundane girl with a glazed over look in her eyes, who drones on and on in a monotone voice, and fake laughs at all your jokes.
by Iamrillysmart July 30, 2018

Sara: Put it in my ass
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
by looksatme November 22, 2018
