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women in tech 

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
women in tech by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Women's football

Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys

women in comfortable shoes 

Lesbian who is unconcerned about appearing feminine.
"Women's rugby teams are made up almost entirely of women in comfortable shoes."

Women ☕️ 

Common term used by teenage mfs that think all women are the same because of one woman
*A woman does something stupid*
"Women ☕️"
*A man that does the same thing"
"Good job bro"

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

Women belong in the kitchen

You fucked up big time Burger King, you really fucked up
Burger King: Women belong in the kitchen
Every news article on the planet: Yeah, we'll print that