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winkle

noun
1/ Nebbish, ineffectual person usu. of lesser stature, or odd appearance, often obsessed with pettiness and pedantry.
per 1: "Nigel drives me mad when we talk. He always has to interrupt and correct every little detail."
per 2: "Well he is such a winkle after all."

per 1: "Are you going to Nigel's party on Friday?"
per 2: "No, think I'll give it a miss. Anyway, he's a bit of a winkle."
by Timmybaby May 29, 2007
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wikileak

n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"
by SuperRobert July 26, 2010
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Jimmy Winkle

Evy is such a jimmy winkle!
by jimmy nickel July 7, 2011
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wikileaked

when you post something on facebook or a blog that someone said and/or did that you don't like so that THE ENTIRE WORLD knows
yeah, but i totally wikileaked her ass and posted that clip of her puking and shouting racial slurs...so i win in the end
by tallscience December 2, 2010
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WikiLeaks Douche

some ass who tells your embarrasing secrets just because they can, generally teenage girls.
Emily: "Oh My God! Tanya told everyone i like Joe!"
Friend: "What a WikiLeaks douche!"
by Biggy T January 9, 2011
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WikiLeak

When a condom splits opens during intercourse allowing vital fluids to be exchanged between active partners during sex.

Especially problematic under Swedish rape law.
Julian got into trouble with the Swiss authorities over his WikiLeaks
by Marine Iguana December 18, 2010
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butt-winkle

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.
by Finner November 29, 2005
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