windorphins

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.

Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!

by dydy August 24, 2007

Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.

So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*

by PCHO February 18, 2010

Window witch

Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.

The window witch said I did not have an appointment

by Krissy October 30, 2015

Wind Wanker

Imaginary cumshots. or a parodie of wind waker legend of zelda.

a girl acting like they have a penis. Wind Wanker

by kermits asshole November 3, 2012

Widow's fire

A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.

The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.

by Captain Richard Sharp December 9, 2019

Magic Window

When one is getting his female partner, from behind, start to slow down, and have one of your buddies sneak in the room and take over (this must be done whith out the girl knowing the switch). You sneak out of the room and walk outside to the window closet to where you were banging her, get her attention, and then she will relize she's not having intercourse with you anymore, and usually flip out.

My friend and I tricked a girl in Cancun with The Magic Window.

by Charles Evans October 26, 2007

wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

by kidlou January 4, 2011