Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.

“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”

by Worker86 March 31, 2025

Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017

Stomach Worker

An absolute dumbass of a person. Their iq is definately lower than their age and they have made no accomplishments during their lives at all. They are doomed to work in the stomach as they are too fucking stupid to work anywhere else.

Fuck oi Finn's such a stomach worker, absolute useless cunt.

by Phuckz June 9, 2021

worker class

anyone who works for money and has little to no assets basically most people unfortunately and also the opposite of owner class

person:how can i stop being part of the worker class and escape the 9-5 and get assets?
person2:you cant. you need to support the communist revolution and stop living within the system

by Koalamarx February 6, 2023

Dream worker

A work colleague who becomes the subject of your erotic dream

I had another sex dream about boss. They are definitely my dream worker now

by EvsC March 4, 2022

hot worker

Basically a very sexy person that works at McDonald’s and Starbucks. They usually have a big booty or chest. 🥴😩😩😩

Person 1: omg he’s a hot worker

Person 2: omg ask for his number

Person 1: can I get ur number sexy person
Starbucks person: no now leave ugly
Person 1: *cries*

Person 2: WHATEVER U NEVER HAD A BIG BOOTY ANYWAY.

by Jsjdnenennen September 6, 2021

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014