squeaky wheel

That which receives the grease. This is part of a common saying that refers to the phenomenon that he they who bitches loudest/longest shall receive compensation the fastest, and/or in the most amount. See, "The squeaky wheel get's the grease", & "bitches"

Mel: I already told Darlene that I can't afford a new range for her, but she just won't shut up about how, "Oh it'll save so much money." and "This one's self cleaning, and gets to temp so much faster." I don't know what her problem is.
Hank: Well, you know Mel, the squeaky wheel...
Mel: ... yeah?
Hank: Well you know.
Mel: ... no, what?
Hank: It always get's the grease for crying out loud!
Mel: What the heck's that supposed to mean?
Hank: Oh, go look on urbandict...

by boronanon April 3, 2015

big wheel

Archaic slang. Implies that someone is so important that he is the biggest wheel on the carriage. Slightly derogatory. Also see big cheese.

"The big wheel wants you in his office right now."

by Calire Ilars April 5, 2005

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

by christu September 26, 2006

Jesus take the wheel

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

by GxLuci October 29, 2014

Third Wheel

To be the friend that sits there while your friend gets pussy and you get nothin but yourself.

The other day when I was sittin in my basement with Nate and this female I had to third wheel it

by APfromMSP February 26, 2005

weewee

Weapon of ass destruction.

Jimmy put his weewee in my ass.

by ohonoeufno April 22, 2008

reinvent the wheel

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method

If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2010