whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people

guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"

by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011

watching family guy

getting your dick sucked

I was watching family guy in my basement with my girl friend.

by Austin Rys March 23, 2004

watching tv

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.

"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."

by TheSillyOne July 23, 2009

watching face

A term commonly used in the Caribbean to designate a type of arrogant behaviour that is socially inappropriate and/or generally frowned upon, where the 'face watcher' clearly manifests an attitude of superiority relative to the person whose face is 'being watched'. It is sometimes also associated with dishonesty or trickery. The result is often a conflict of some sort, ranging from mild resentment to murder. The physical manifestation of this behaviour evokes the image of someone staring down another along the upturned bridge of their nose, a form of behaviour commonly found in many cultures.

"Don't watch no face!"

"You watchin' face?"

"Man, that guy was totally watching face."

"Whoa - the face watching is rampant in this club!"

"Is he a face watcher?"

by Paul Lemelin March 18, 2008

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Watching the Andy Griffith Show

A euphemism for jerking off.

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...

by GerkinKing February 4, 2010