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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
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You were killed by:

An older version of the tag Killed by:
You were killed by: Donna Jones
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I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021
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bubbles were boiled

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.
by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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