wanker 

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

wanker by noshush November 14, 2022

Wanker 

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

Wanker by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

wanker 

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

wanker by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

wanker 

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

wanker by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Wanker 

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

Wanker by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

Wanker 

Dick

Donald Trump is a wanker.

Wanker by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

Wanker 

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

Wanker by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023