apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 September 16, 2012

tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017

Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009