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blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.
Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.
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tumblr vision

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
by Johnny Fabrizio November 1, 2013
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Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn
I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision
by DarrenTanKJackso February 4, 2019
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Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard
Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!
by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013
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Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.
Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!
by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011
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Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.
Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
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89 vision

Last night i was seeing through the 89 vision.
by C wall March 23, 2007
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