Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

by mandythewombat October 22, 2015

Unicorn

Lisa.

Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.

by L-corn September 1, 2017

Unicorn

A term used by straight couples on the verge of a breakup to describe an individual who would be willing to enter a threesome with them. Named a “unicorn” as it’s rare someone would be willing to enter that volatile mess of a relationship.

“Hey did you hear? Stacy and Mark went on Tinder to look for a unicorn to try to save their dying relationship!”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Nope!”

“Ugh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all I’m getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!”

by Peculiar-Person September 27, 2020

Unicorn

Unicorn are mystical creatures which are attracted and could be captured only by a virgin.

In VTuber terms, unicorns are mostly referring to fans (especially male) of female vtuber that who can't accept the behavior of their oshi having significant others or even interacting with any other males, hence keeping their oshi "pure". Compare to gachikoi, unicorns may not have a parasocial relationship with their oshi.

A: I can't believe X the vtuber is collabing with Y the third time this month! What a whore!
B: stfu unicorn

by cottonface July 30, 2023

Unicorn

The sexual act of skull-fucking a horse then shoving your penis through its skull making it look like it has a horn.

boy 1: Hey did you see that? Is it a unicorn???

boy 2: Nah man my friend told me he was going to unicorn a horse.

by Milky~Chan March 16, 2010

Unicorning

When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn

Omg Ben is unicorning

by xx_Benjamin-Franklin_xx November 14, 2017

Unicorn

A chick with a strap-on in their head

Fi said to Nadia "bitch, ride my unicorn"

by Peniscorn June 24, 2017