spark_rider's definitions

unicorn

The act of placing a head massager on your head and repetitively ramming the other end against a vagina or an asshole. Pleasurable sensation is produced in both.

Dude #1: Yo man I'm beat, I think I'm going to go and choke the chicken.

Dude #2: Lame, let's do something!

Dude #1: ...Want to ride the unicorn?

Dude #2: Sick brah!

by spark_rider October 21, 2010