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True Love

True love is the despicable knowledge that someone else owns a part of you that they were inherently born with.

It is knowing that someone lives with a part of you that you cannot ever reclaim, no matter how close you get to them. There is no way to truly own another person, but you try anyway because you want--you need--to make sure that that most vulnerable, raw part of yourself they have somehow stolen is kept safe. You do everything in your power to get It back from them and in so trying end up somehow giving up even more of yourself.

You learn immediately to adore them for all their wonders almost as much as you realize you must hate yourself for being so unworthy of all that they are, and then you hate them for making you hate yourself, and then you end up walking around in the middle of the night like a crazy person, trying to put some of the emptiness and darkness inside your chest to crowd the other things out.

True love is when you look up stupid dating advice, and ask all your friends for guidance, and end up setting self-help books on fire because you realize that for all the pondering and all the questions, in the end, nobody really knows a single stupid thing about love. Everyone in the history of the world thinks they know something about love, and if every single one of them told you to give it up, you'd have to tell them that you can't.

It is the great, rushing human problem.
Think of your true love. You should be appalled that there are spaces in your life that have not been filled by them.
by snappleducated April 29, 2013
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True Blue

Steve Irwin the "Crocodile Hunter", was a True Blue.

Hey man, i'll tell you the true blue.
by Minority September 22, 2006
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Trudeau Salute

Another way to say "giving the finger" or "flipping the bird" which is primarily used in Canada. This is after a famous incident of former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who gave the finger to a group of protesters who were yelling anti-french sayings at him.
Billy - "That guy wouldn't leave me alone, so I gave him the Trudeau salute."
by TangClock March 14, 2009
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Justin Trudeau

"Daddy Trudeau", otherwise known as the most well-known sugar daddy in Canada. Supplying his sugar-babies with 2,000 a month to "live". The best daddy all girls could have during a pandemic. Nice butt that will keep you up till 3:16 AM annoyed that your lover does not have the booty that Daddy Trudeau has. Man of all women's dreams and he's the perfect man for us- I mean Canada.
"I just made my shrine to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada! I can wait to pray to it tonight!"
by trudaddy's sugarbabies April 23, 2020
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This is true

"This is true" is a term used by buddy's who are agreeing with what someone has just said.
Dude #1 "Man that dank we smoked last night was da bomb, yo!"

Dude #2 "This is true!"
by cuby August 9, 2007
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True Stoner

A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.

Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.

If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.

A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.

Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"

"Got any gwaaan?"

"nahh man you?"

"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"

"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"

"Getting stoooooned maan"

"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"

- true stoner
by Stonermaaaaaan March 3, 2011
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true baller

Someone who makes a lot of money for real everyday no bullshit, someone who truly balls, not just temporary. I am a true baller
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That guys a true baller.
That dude dude don't ball, Mr James is a true baller
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