Troy guy

Usually a small cock under 6 inches

Troy Guy is a guy who has a small peen

by Begsudbehwisi June 2, 2019

massagé a trois

Act of being massaged by two or more people

Yesterday brenda and Jennifer came over after I got from the gym and when I informed them of my soreness we had a massagé a trois.

by JooseMayne April 12, 2015

Troy Student

A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.

You look like a troy student.

by Pelithi W.C December 16, 2022

Trois-Rivieres

Trois-Rivieres is currently the suicide capital of Canada. It has been ranked the town with the worst quality of life in the province of Quebec. Founded in 1634 it is located half way between Montreal and Quebec. People in this town think they are so great. It is “mandatory” to own a car because it's basically all asphalt, parking lots and great distances. When going down town all you will get the "privilege to meet" are idiotic morons who have drank fluorinated water their wholes lives thus having lowered IQs. In this sad uneducated town, a night out will yield the following elements, guarantied every time: a bunch of broke idiots will be parading down Boulevard Des Forges over and over about 5 times in their dropped Civic with their music so loud while every time the same song is playing at the same time period. Trois-Rivieres sucks, all they do is drugs, study, have sex, eat demineralised junk food loaded with msg and artificial preservatives and drive around town, or, spend their fucking nights on Facebook. Trois-Rivieres is the ugliest place I have ever seen. The other day I saw 2 guys peeing on an elderly lady from their balconies. God this place sucks, and everyone says it.

Yves Lévesque: In Trois-Rivières there are many fucking idiots wearing skateboard branded tuques during summer time and fucking ugly people walking around with rickets, down syndrome, hypotonia, bad breath and it is common to hear stories about people shitting blood on the floor of stores. Fuck Trois-Rivieres.

Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.

by fargo123 April 25, 2009

Fountain of Troy

When you are having anal sex and the girls hands are handcuffed to her legs, you then proceed to pull out and splurge on her face while laughing.

Dude I pulled a fountain of troy last night.

by phook March 1, 2010

book of troy

a nostalgic statement followed by an awkward silence. usually followed by others shouting "BOOK OF TROY".

"this one time i was on a cruise and i drank a glass of bicardi 151"
awkward silence
"BOOK OF TROY"

by Lukas chitty chitty bang bang the third April 1, 2004

Troy Naill

The most sexy human alive! Seriously, he should have the title of nicest sexy by alive. He’s the nicest guy on our hockey team, and his smile, ohhhhh and his stare. Like, Omg he once was bleeding from the kneecap and still stared at me smiling. I literally got lost in his baby blue eyes for a second. And when that helmet comes off, I can see his beautiful straight, swayed, brown hair.

Person 1: Troy Naill is the sexyest man alive! Even his name is handsome!!!

Person 2: IKR, he really is.

by The Gay Admiral December 7, 2018