Toxic Optimism

A rare condition found only in middle-class, white Americans. that blinds them to reality; can easily spread to other ethnic groups, socio-economic statuses, and in some cases even domestic animals.
The woman's toxic optimism blinded her to the fact that the young cop was scared and had an itchy trigger finger.
by Zeno11 April 02, 2019
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Toxic Hero

Toxic Hero is an amazing channel you have to subscribe to now! This man does video game gameplays on his channel. Also use code : TOXICHERO in the fortnite item shop, I heard it give good luck for the next 2 years!
*guy 1* OMG is that Toxic Hero??
*guy 2* YEAH!! HES AWESOME!
*guy 1* falls down
*random cat* USE CODE TOXICHERO IN FORTNITE ITEM SHOP
by Mommy Shark101 May 13, 2019
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toxic workplace

When nobody wishes you "happy birthday", they are automatically a toxic workplace.
Definition of toxic workplace. When it’s your birthday no one wishes you but when it’s other people’s birthday everyone wishes them. Yay! I hate my camp!
by toxic-workplace July 12, 2019
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Toxic Masculinity

A plan devised by women to get men to be simps
The picture of my booty on Instagram is about body positivity and your Toxic Masculinity is making you jealous.
by White Knights Unite November 19, 2020
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Toxic masculinity

A bullshit term made by some nutty feminists who want to attack men.
Person1: I took my son fishing today, He will grow up to be a strong man!
Feminist: OMG TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!! HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM THESE EVIL PATRIACRCY TRAITS!!!!

Person1: You're calling me toxic and your shouting at me for no reason, lol ok.

Feminist: YOUR MANSPLAINING!!!! YOU MISOGONIST EVIL M*N!!!!!
by ke1 December 12, 2021
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toxic bachelor

Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
by Flossy Flew April 20, 2006
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Toxic Sausage

This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.
"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"

or more specifically:

"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you

or:

I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
by Nicki Cole July 08, 2009
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