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Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans
They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.
"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.
by hockey6408 December 18, 2008
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Grab Touch

A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'

Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
by Reyburn123 November 24, 2010
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trucha

Trucha.
by Mario August 28, 2003
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3 Tap Touch

The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.
He did the 3 tap touch before heading off to the gym.
by huhhhh February 22, 2010
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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012
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Touch grass

When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
by afijqlrJLF KJ March 3, 2021
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