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toothier means when you have the most teeth.
Harry was toothier than my boss, Peter.
toothier by Shootier and shootiest February 19, 2022

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.
You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
Tootie Tax by Tootielover April 11, 2023

swamp tootie 

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"
swamp tootie by VSL December 1, 2013
Toosie by Blueberry butt January 19, 2020

totsie pop 

-(v.) to take the virginity of, or "pop the cherry" of, someone who is at least four and a half years your junior
Blake went to have lunch with his daughter at UGA one Friday afternoon. Later that night he went downtown to Buddha bar trying to pick up girls by saying, "I have a daughter your age," because he wanted to totsie pop every pretty young face he saw.

Brian misused his authority on the lifeguard stand by making nice with the tan young girls during adult swim. He totsie popped several of them in the break-room after his shift.

Jason went on a camping trip with his friends and got completely plastered. Suddenly, no one was able to locate Jason or his friend's little sister who had tagged along because he was totsie popping her off in the woods.
A nice, supple, perky, round, smooth, soft, fairly large, near perfect set of tits.


(.)(.)
So how far did you go with that girl?

Well... we just made out and I saw her tootskies.
Tootskies by DirtyNRB69 April 24, 2009