toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.
Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.
by Sean B May 18, 2006
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toot sweets

The candy that sounds like a whistle, as created on the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
I think it would be fun to eat toot sweets!
by JenCheer February 11, 2009
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pooty toot

Who pooty tooted?
Hey! I can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!
by ellen March 01, 2004
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frosty toot

Dried semen upon and around the anus
Dude I gave this girl a frosty toot, dried my cum on her ass
by infantry1775 January 10, 2015
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turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.
*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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King Toot

I farted a few times today, but Ian was definately King Toot. He shit his pants at least 20 times.
by The Trout From Hell August 29, 2009
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The Toot Fairy

When you walk into your roommates room the morning after a hard night of beer drinking, and it absolutely reeks like farts.
Looks like the Toot Fairy paid a visit in here last night!
by bigcat81 April 26, 2016
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