Pepsi Terrorist

A Pepsi Terrorist is a person who drinks Pepsi all day and night long. He is usually a nocturnal being.

He feeds only on Pepsi.
He is known to be very violent at times when Pepsi doesn't exist.

He uses a Pepsi Kalashnikov that results in Pepsi spatter everywhere.
If he doesn't have Pepsi in his system, anything you say will make ZERO sense to him.

My friend is a Pepsi Terrorist. Watch out if you don't have any Pepsi.

by Lavampiresa April 20, 2010

pepsi syndrome

when you spill an entire can of Pepsi directly in between the G and H keys of a keyboard because it's 5 AM and you're still coding.

Mr. Franke: I once lost two keyboards to Pepsi syndrome in the same night.

by EssVeeEll November 26, 2013

Pepsi max

European version of diet Pepsi.
except that it contains twice the amount of caffeine, and a substance named aspartame.

You shouldn't drink pepsi max while pregnant

by Scandinavia July 29, 2010

Pepsi Burp

When someone is drinking pepsi and they burp and it stinks like pepsi realllll bad

"my mom did a pepsi burp in the car and i was pissed"

by Mr. Sexy101.5 August 20, 2007

pepsi edge

a diet soda drink with half the carbs and sugars then regular cola, but tastes like the slime outta da bottom of a pond and is so disgusting not even a dehrydrated person would drink it and would kick your ass 4 even thinking of giving dat watery shit 2 drink

person 1: (gasp) omg!!! give me sumthin 2 drink or I'll gonna die from dyhrydration!
person 2: all i got is pepsi edge
person 1: o HELLS no, now im gonna beat ur ass untill ur bloody as hell! at least blood tastes betta den pepsi edge.

by pimp daddy dollars August 31, 2004

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

by The One May 14, 2004

diet pepsi

a drink that most fat people drink after a big meal and think it will help them lose weight and the drink tastes like crud yet many people like it and it was proven quite a while ago that if you drink to much it slowly dissolves brain cells though for some reason diet comes in more flavors than regular pepsi.

diet pepsi is for fat retards no offence

by phynomonouse January 29, 2009