The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.
What, you don't like my va-jim?
by Miss. Kafrine September 09, 2005
(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 26, 2010
When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.
by Hol@ September 30, 2021
A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
by JimmyTrollpop August 31, 2016
by jomo97 February 02, 2017
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”
by Fedora Stoat July 20, 2019