Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016

Thirsty Mouth

When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.

"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"

by Nunna YourBiz December 3, 2016

Thirsty Banana Trick

A Thirsty Banana Trick is a hoe who tries to lure in ones man with baked goods and or banana bread also nasty old cinnamon cake shit.

If your man is dumb enough to take the bait he becomes a dumb ass Banana having dickhead. Even though he has more then enough baked goods at home.

Thirsty Banana Trick ; hey there I have some banana bread I have extra it's just for you.

Your man " aww thanks that's so nice this tastes great "

His women " nah it's dirt your trash for entertaining it "

by Iknowsitall June 1, 2017

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018

Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

thirsty jack

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019