A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021
Get the Poop thrust mug.An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
Get the thrust fund mug.Kid 1: "I had to go to a play for my intro to theatre class last night and it was so awkward."
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"
by Yolocity October 29, 2015
Get the proscenium thrust mug.A Breaking Bad–themed role-play scenario where one partner dresses up as Walter White and the other dresses up as Jesse Pinkman, combining romance with questionable chemistry experiments and even more questionable acting.
The Heisen-thrust
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
by RedSavepoint November 26, 2025
Get the The Heisen-thrust mug.Similar to "whip lash", but with deadly consequences. This happening is caused from the act of thrusting ones neck back and forth with tremendous force, therefore, severing multiple vertebrae causing the loss of bodily function and leads to death.
Yo did you hear what happened man? Benji died at the concert this weekend. doctors said it was wub thrust! must have been a killer show.
by claire underwood November 1, 2017
Get the Wub Thrust mug.A term my friend coined in which you jump when you thrust that cooch, increasing sexual pleasure ten-fold
by Nobody’s here? Huh, that’s odd November 28, 2024
Get the Jump-Thrust mug.When you dump a whole bottle of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce into the anus and vagina of your girl then thrust your dick inside of the pussy and anus to wear it squirts out and splatters on your stomach.
Brianna: I love BBQ Thrusting Dylan's mom
Brianna: Karen loves to lick up the BBQ sauce after too
Hayden: Its even better with ranch ;)
Brianna: Karen loves to lick up the BBQ sauce after too
Hayden: Its even better with ranch ;)
by BigDaddyDemarcus69 January 4, 2020
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