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wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet
"Today in class I had wet thoughts"
by Wet thoughts August 25, 2017
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Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".
"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."
by Mallhew December 29, 2007
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perish the thought

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.
Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)
by GMWilkie June 13, 2017
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Gother than Thou

A Goth who believes they are gother than anyone else. They often listen to Gothic music and hate any one who claims to be a goth and doesn't listen to "Gothic" music.
"Hey, john I started listening to evanescence. Am I goth now?"-Kim
"You're not goth kim. We call you a "Mall goth". You should listen to bauhaus. You're just being a big poseur at the moment."-John
"Well, fuck. Why do you have to act like you're Gother than thou? Christ man."-Kim

Synonyms: Snob, Real Goth

Antonyms: Stupid Goth, Poseur

Related Words: Goth, Gothic Person
by RealGawth August 23, 2011
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thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009
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Thoughts and Prayers

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
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