Theo McMahon

A man who loves his food and is attracted to cheese and onion crisps

Who’s that guy who loves food?
Oh you mean Theo McMahon

by I_am_very_epic_person May 25, 2022

Theo

a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.

friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.

by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021

Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.

"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."

by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023

Theo

It's a really sporty name, that much people like. It' a lot famous people how has that name.

Hi, Theo, come and show some skills!

by Ahmed634 March 3, 2017

Theo

Theo Is one of the most genuine guys you have ever met! He is so kind and mature but also has a god dick. I normally wouldn't say it but his name does mean god in greek! I love Theo, He should typically be paried with woman and is not gay

Theo: You are the most Beautiful woman I have ever seen!

Girl: I love you, everything I say about you is true for all Theo's

by tc0033000 February 23, 2022

Theo Bull

A chode who wants Benjis schlonger hung up inside his bum. Also commits incest.

Benji is wellll fit-Theo Bull

by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.

Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding

by The rays July 3, 2024