Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.

Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.

by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.

What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!

by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Brother of the Joker

I love his iconic theme song, "Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin! brother of the joker! Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! ...I'm cool"

by SploopitySploodge December 28, 2022

Melvin

Name

My name melvin

by anonymous November 21, 2021